Wednesday, 21 September 2011

Don't Break Into a Sweat ... You Might Be a Terrorist

Breaking a sweat: the new guidelines tell bar owners to be suspicious of anyone sweating profusely, even though that is quite common in nightclubs.

If dancing hoards or crowds of people don't already have you in a sweat when you're out at a nightclub, you can add some new reasons to be visibly uncomfortable.
Thanks to new guidelines put out by the New York Police Department and the NY Nightlife Association, anyone at a nightclub who is sweating profusely, appears nervous, or has 'bulging' neck veins may now be considered a terrorist threat.

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