Wednesday, 19 December 2012

Not In Your Dreams ... and Mine Too!


Have you ever wondered what all those things that go bump in the night really mean? ... I'm sure you do, ... 

To Help You Stay on The Straight Path and Live a Life that is Pure, it's reassuring to know that there is a source of Authentic Islamic Interpretation for of all your Muslim dreams!
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Interpretation:
Sex —   (Also see Incest, Necromancy, and Sodomy.) In general, sex means successful achievements, the settlement of debts, joy, relief from trouble, and aims that will be reached or a high position that will be attained. It could also be a reference to a most cherished person. 
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• Having sex with one’s ill-reputed wife and seeing her vagina during the act: The dreamer will prosper tremendously  (but less than in the former case), and the dreamer’s requests will be granted. 
• Sodomizing one’s wife: The dreamer is demanding something extraordinary or involving innovation, which he will fail to obtain or he is becoming a heretic and fails to follow the Tradition of the Muslims  Holy Prophet. 
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• Deflowering a virgin: The dreamer will own a slave or make love to or marry a pretty woman during the year. 
• Deflowering a slave: Power and benefits or wealth. 
• Going into a black female slave: Worries, but which will quickly disappear. 
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• Having sex with or sodomizing one’s male slave, subordinate, subject, or nation: Escape from trouble and increase in property and wealth  (or realm, if the dreamer is a king or ruler). Or perhaps the dreamer will have more children. The reverse would mean that the dreamer is underestimated, disregarded, or taken lightly, especially if he was sodomized by his slave or servant. 
• A man sodomizing a consenting sheikh  (old man or tribal chieftain): Something very beneficial will happen. 
• Sodomizing an unknown old man: Good omen, that man being, presumably, the dreamer’s own perseverance or struggle in life in which he is injecting vigour  (semen), as the words grandfather and hard work or endeavours in Arabic are homonyms. 
• Being sodomized by the caliph  (ruler or chief of any kind): The dreamer will rule over a province or be given an important post. . 
• Having sex with a little girl: The dreamer will deflower a slave  (or servant). 
• Having sex with one’s grown-up daughter: The girl will get married and the father will generously furnish and equip her new home. Having sex with one’s daughter married to another man: She will be separated from her husband and return to her father’s house. A poor man whose daughter is well off having the same dream will obtain great benefits from or through his daughter. 
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• Sodomizing a man without problems: Harmony prevails between the two partners during that period, and the passive one will benefit from the other, be he identified or not. 
• Sodomizing an identified dead man: The dreamer will do something good in memory of the latter, such as offering prayers, et cetera. 
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• One’s thigh making love to the other: The dreamer will marry a relative
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• Seeing something rotten: Bad vaginal smell. A man told Ibn Siren, “I dreamed that I bought a robe embroidered with the best silk, which was folded up. When I unfolded and hung it, I found it rotten in the middle.” “Did you buy an Andalusian slave?” asked Ibn Siren. “Yes,” said the man. “Did you have sex with her?” “No, for I have not yet checked her.” “Don’t bother to do so, because her genitals stink.” And so it was, when the man had his new slave checked by his women
• Having sex with or sodomizing an unknown mammal or bird: Victory over an enemy and the dreamer will unduly wrench financial benefits from the vanquished. 
• Having sex with or sodomizing an identified animal: The dreamer will be good to an undeserving party and will not be rewarded. 
• Being sodomized by an animal: The dreamer will be over chivalrous. 
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• Having sex with a cow: The dreamer will enjoy a year of undue prosperity. 
• Having sex with a ewe: The dreamer will obtain undue money and will have a silent but fertile year. 
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• Making love to a packhorse:  (1) The dreamer will do a favour for his wife.  (2) The dreamer will abstain from complaining of any weakness. 
• Making love to a donkey: The dreamer will be super active. 
• A donkey making love to the dreamer: The dreamer will get tremendously rich and extremely good-looking. Source:Weak

... and so it goes!
... You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up Folks!





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