Monday, 8 July 2013

Don't Get Offside With Allah ... Download Your Porn The Halal Way!

Check out  Halagoogling ... it's Haram

Islamoporn Blocker: A Muslim Search Engine that Blocks Forbidden Content “according to Islamic law” 
... hat tip to

‘Halalgoogling’ fetches results from leading search engines such as Google and Bing and has a built-in “advanced special filtering system that blocks Haram content according to the Law of Islam”, the press release said.

According to the report, a special and unique filter system excludes forbidden content from its search results such as “pornography, nudity, gay, lesbian, bisexual, gambling, anti-Islamic content”.

According to the report, a team of ‘internet experts’ all around the world had been working for years on the project. 

These numbnuts simply leeched legitimate search engine output and stuck their freeloader Halal filter in the stream.

I tried the search term "porn" and got this
"No results found or you have searched Haram (forbidden) content".

The Tabari quote (top right above) ...shaving pubic hair, and washing the rear and vulva would have been lost on me without Halalgoogle... I would never have known that the infamous Brazilian was a bronze age innovation of Islam.
According to Halalgoogle's Report Button, my Halalgoogle query identified/tagged me and emailed Halalgoogle with my transgression. These primitives then activated their moral police. Well fuck them, I say. Can I say that? Is that Halal?

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